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Resolved: that U.S. Senator for Alaska Mark Begich, actress Janine Turner, actress Denise Richards and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin should live together and start a commune.

Argument against:

Mark and Sarah would insist the commune be located in his home state of Alaska, and Janine would agree as it would remind her of her faded glory on Northern Exposure. Denise would stomp her feet and whine about how seldom she could wear her skin-baring dresses.

Mark and Sarah would spend all of their time arguing about Alaskan politics and not get anything useful accomplished.

Denise would want the TV cameras following her every move, which would lead Mark and Janine to duct-tape a bag over her head and subsequently get arrested for bashing the cameras to the ground. Sarah would be busy trying to upstage Denise.

Sarah and Janine would attempt to school Denise in the proper methods of single motherhood, whereupon Denise would swear at them and go pour herself a drink.

The commune would eventually fall under investigation for accusations of tax evasion, treason, and poor Nielson ratings.
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